Fraction Factions

Sex researchers reveal
two out of five men can
remain aroused and 

erect for several
minutes after 
ejaculating.

Italian sonograms show
only two in five women
have sufficient G-spot

tissue density to
climax during 
intercourse.

Now no sex act
should be more
privileged or

esteemed than
any other; still,
it makes sense

for straight male
and female two-
fifthters to seek

one another:
they find condoms
more confining than

monogamy and don’t
care  who finishes
first; for them

the act isn’t over
until they both
get off.

And the sixty
percenters?
The males

had better be
proficient at
cunnilingus,

the sine qua
non for female
three-fifthters.

A sixty percenter
man partnered to
a two-fifthter woman

will turn to 
the wisdom of 
the east to learn

how not to
ejaculate
at all.

A forty percenter
man mated to
a three-fifthter

woman will fulfill
neither his potential
nor his partner, his ardor

yielding no more 
than a sore 
vagina.

“But where are
you in this
poem?” As you may

have guessed we’re
both forty
percenters, but

that’s already
too much
information.

—David Cooper

Photo: Tristan and Isolde, Millstatt monastery, Austria.